Sunday, February 6, 2011

Knucklehead's Blog-Off Finals!

Ladies and Gentlemen!  In-N-Out Burger and Budweiser, the King of Beers, welcome you to the final round of Knucklehead's Blog-Off 2011!

Llllllllllet's get ready to rummmmmblllllllle!

This bout will be one round, for the Knucklehead Blog-Off Championship of the World.  Bloggers have each written a piece entitled "Party of Four," which will become self-explanatory when you visit their sites.  This match has no word limit.

And now, our contestants.

In the burnt sienna corner, writing out of the Murder Capital of America, Detroit, Michigan.  She's five feet, eight and one-half inches tall, and has a total body fat measuring nineteen percent.  She never leaves the house without a ponytail, low-top Converse, and her glasses.  Her favorite catch phrase is "Sweep the Leg," and she loves black olives, Dr. G Medical Examiner, and sarcasm.  This squirrel-hating wife and mother of three hopes to one day plan an entire vacation around a visit to In-N-Out Burger.

Cardioooooooo . . . . Girrrrrrrrl!

And in the hot magenta corner . . . hailing from Everett, Massachusetts.  He stands five feet, seven majestic inches tall and weighs in at one cubic yard.  He lacks even the most rudimentary education or understanding of the outside world.  He's got a head of paper and a heart of gold, let's have a rousing ovation for . . .

Homemakerrrrrrr . . . Maaaaaaaan!

Below, you'll find the links to their final-round entries, and you can vote over in the Knucklehead sidebar.  Voting ends Wednesday, February 9th at 6:00 PM Pacific Time, and the results will be announced shortly thereafter.  Good luck, bloggers!

And the links:


Homemaker Man (Musings From the Big Pink)


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otin said...

Watch out for that Michael Buffer. He makes a living by suing people for using that Lets get ready to rumble thing. He has some copyright on it and charges networks and sporting events like a million bucks to use it.

Madge said...

Love the intro's man, good job

Junk Drawer Kathy said...

OMG, those intros almost made me pee. Too freaking funny.

Quirkyloon said...

Heh heh.

Nice intro Mr. Knuck.

Once again, a great contest!

I'm seal slapping for the two contenders!

Can you imagine Paula Abdul at a wrestling or boxing match.

That I would like to see. Or to see her in a mosh pit.

I'm not sure which would make me laugh harder.

cardiogirl said...

Loved. Those. Intros! Way to go Knucklehead! I also had so much fun in this competition; thanks for letting me in.

roughneckturtle/Jeff C. said...

A little late for the voting, but both were very good.

You have an award on my blog. Pick up at your leisure.

Suldog said...

Woo Hoo! I'm expecting a real slobberknocker! Off to read the entries!

v said...

love the intros as well.

Tattoo Girls said...

funny ................ lamo

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