Llllllllllet's get ready to rummmmmblllllllle!
This bout will be one round, for the Knucklehead Blog-Off Championship of the World. Bloggers have each written a piece entitled "Party of Four," which will become self-explanatory when you visit their sites. This match has no word limit.
And now, our contestants.
In the burnt sienna corner, writing out of the Murder Capital of America, Detroit, Michigan. She's five feet, eight and one-half inches tall, and has a total body fat measuring nineteen percent. She never leaves the house without a ponytail, low-top Converse, and her glasses. Her favorite catch phrase is "Sweep the Leg," and she loves black olives, Dr. G Medical Examiner, and sarcasm. This squirrel-hating wife and mother of three hopes to one day plan an entire vacation around a visit to In-N-Out Burger.
Cardioooooooo . . . . Girrrrrrrrl!
And in the hot magenta corner . . . hailing from Everett, Massachusetts. He stands five feet, seven majestic inches tall and weighs in at one cubic yard. He lacks even the most rudimentary education or understanding of the outside world. He's got a head of paper and a heart of gold, let's have a rousing ovation for . . .
Homemakerrrrrrr . . . Maaaaaaaan!
Below, you'll find the links to their final-round entries, and you can vote over in the Knucklehead sidebar. Voting ends Wednesday, February 9th at 6:00 PM Pacific Time, and the results will be announced shortly thereafter. Good luck, bloggers!
And the links:
Homemaker Man (Musings From the Big Pink)