Saturday, March 12, 2011

"You're the Tour Promoter" Contest Winners

Last week, we hosted a contest here at Knucklehead asking readers to create a hypothetical rock tour featuring at least two bands, and then name the tour accordingly.  After much deliberation, the judging panel of me has chosen the following entries:

In third place, we have Suldog's entry of:

THE I'M NOT CLEANING THE CAGE TOUR: The Eagles, The Byrds, Budgie, and Hawkwind

In second place, we're going with the entry submitted by Ryan:

THE GENOCIDE TOUR: Anthrax, The Grateful Dead, Bullet For My Valentine, The Killers, and Slaughter, with a special appearance by Survivor

And the winner of an official Knucklehead! refrigerator magnet is Kage with a two part entry (Warning: Contains Mature Content):

THE THINGS TO PUT IN YOUR MOUTH TOUR: Cake, Green Jello, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Peaches, Korn, Nashville Pussy, Choclair, The Cranberries, Deep Dish, and Hot Chocolate

THE THINGS NOT TO PUT IN YOUR MOUTH TOUR: Garbage, Bush, Alley Cats, Revolting Cocks, Nine Inch Nails, Dirty Sanchez, Old Dirty Bastard, and Richard "Dick" Cheese

Great entries, everyone, and Kage, just shoot me an e-mail with your mailing address and I'll send your prize right out.


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12 comments:

Mariann Simms said...

Congratulations, you winners!

Next time I'm trying harder. I want to win a magnet.

Unknown said...

I love creative contests like this one! I wish I had been around. I'm sure I would've lost, but still...

Unknown said...

All of those are great! LOL

Tony Van Helsing said...

Haven't heard from Revolting Cocks for awhile, wasn't that Al Jourgensen?

Empty Nester said...

You got some clever entries there! And funny! LOL

Fred Miller said...

In Eddie Murphy's movie Coming to America there was a band called Sexual Chocolate. I'm just wondering which tour that might have been booked on.

Phillipia said...

Great entries; I agree - Kage's were the best - not that my opinion matters much, but still...

Suldog said...

Now happening over at my place...

The "Is Allen Ginsberg Spinning In His Grave Yet?" Tour, featuring The Garden Weasels Of Malice (featuring Knucklehead on horns!)

Thanks again, my friend.

If I Were God... said...

I wish I had been around for this one! I was kinda busy helping my town get through the great flood of 2011.

I do have a belated entry:
The Gifts from God tour-
Four Seasons
Bare Naked Ladies
Nirvana

Phillipia said...

Wow...As an American woman, I feel, what??? Ashamed???Feeling like I should be boycotted??? Damn, Anonymous, I would boycott you, except you are already boycotting me...lol

notactuallygod said...

Good luck with that boycott, douche. You'd have better luck organizing a boycott of beer and steak than american pussy.

What a maroon.

Henrietta Collins said...

yay! i won something!

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